1. What were the odds for Santa's Little Helper winning the race?
99--1
12--1
50--1

2. What is K-W-Y-J-I-B-O?
A fat, stupid North American ape
Bald American ape with no chin
A big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.

3. What skin colour did Smithers have?
Brown
Black
Green

4. How much does Homer pay Bart to kiss him?
$5
$10
$15

5. The key to Springfield has always been...?
Elm Street
Evergreen Terrace
Oak Street

6. Why is Murphy's friends calling him 'Bleeding Gums'?
Too much coffee has coloured his teehts black
He spits blood
He has never been to the dentist

7. Who takes care of Maggie in the forrest?
Chimps
Bears
Raccoons

8. How long was Bart's story about Jebediah's head?
22 min. 50 sec.
23 min. 5 sec.
25 min. 3 sec

9. How old is Marge?
33
34
35

10. Who is a love machine according to Smithers?
Carl
Lenny
Homer

11. How many nice french did Bart meet?
1
2
3

12. Who has big ugly feet?
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Mel
Krusty

13. What name did Homer use when he called for a baby sitter?
Simpsons
Samsons
Sampsons

     
 
   

 
 
 
 
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