South Park - Season 10 - Cartoon Wars Part II

In this episode the South Park creators has written Bart Simpson into the story. It's not voiced by Nancy Cartwright who usually does it, but it's clear that they want us to believe that it is Bart. They use quotes he is famous for and refer to the season 1 episode The Telltale Head, where Bart cut of the head on the Jebediah Springfield statue.

In Cartoon Wars Part II Cartman finally reaches Fox Studios so he can persuade them into not airing the Family Guy episode with the profet Muhammad. Cartman is convinced that if he manage to get one episode pulled the entire series will eventually be cancelled. However he's not the only one who wants Family Guy off the air...


Cartman: Mam! I need to speak with the president of this network right away!
Receptionist: What is it regarding?

Cartman: It's regarding Family Guy. I demand that the Muhammad episode be pulled before it airs tonight. It's incendiary, it's offencive to Muslims and people can get hurt. It's wrong! It's wrrrooong!
Receptionist: Okay... but if you got a problem with Family Guy, you'll have to wait in line. That little boy over there has an appointment to try and get Family Guy off the air all together.

Cartman: Dude, can I go before you?
Bart (Not voiced by Nancy Cartwright): Eat my shorts!
Cartman: So... you don't like Family Guy either, huh?
Bart: I hate Family Guy.
Cartman: So what's your plan? You're gonna ask the president of the network nicely to take it off the air?
Bart: Not nicely!

Cartman: Look kid, if you hate a tv-show, all you have to do is get an episode pulled. Pretty soon the show is compromised and it goes off the air.
Bart: Cool man!
Cartman: Yes. So my plan is to use this whole Muhammad thing as a way to scare the network into pulling tonight's show. I'm going to use fear to get them to do what I want.
Bart: Isn't that like... terrorism?
Cartman: No. It isn't "like terrorism." It IS terrorism.
Bart: I could do that.
Cartman: This is manipulation at its highest level. You should let me handle this.
Bart: I'm a pretty bad kid.
Cartman: Really? What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Bart: I stole the head of a statue once.
Cartman: (sarcastic) Wow! That's pretty hard core. Jeez.
Cartman: That's like this one time when I didn't like a kid, so I ground his parents up into chilli and fed it to him!
Bart: You got it man! You got it! [rolls away on his skateboard]


Bart is writing on a wall when Kyle comes by.

Kyle: Excuse me. Do you know which way the network president's office is?
Bart: Who wants to know?
Kyle: Look my fat-bastard-friend is trying to trick the network into getting Family Guy off the air.
Bart: The network president's office is in there. [Points towards a storage room.]
Kyle: Oh! Thanks dude!
Bart: No problem man!

Inside the storage room, Bart knocks Kyle unconscious with his skateboard.
Bart: Calabanga mother f**ker!

Kyle wakes up henging inside a net

Kyle: Let me out of here kid. Why are you doing this?
Cartman: Well, well, well.
Kyle: Cartman!
Cartman: Hello Kyle! Looks like you've run into a little snag in your plan as well.
Kyle: You fat son of a bitch!
Cartman: You came so close to stopping me. Didn't you Kyle? There was this one thing you didn't count on: That more people beside me hates Family Guy!
Bart: Yeah!
Kyle: Well, a lot of people like Family Guy too. Who are you to decide what shouldn't be on the air?
Bart: Shut up! You shut your f**cking face, man!
Bart: Did it work? Did you scare the network into pulling the episode?
Cartman: Not yet. But I've come up with a new plan. I've learned how to make the Family Guy writing staff stop working. As soon as everyone goes on their lunch break, I can sneak back in.
Bart: Cool man!
Kyle: Cartman! Let me out of this stupid net!
Cartman: Good Kyle! That's good anger you're showing there. You see that? That's emotional character development based on what's happening in the story line! Not at all like Family Guy!


Cartman walks out of the studio after the president has decided to not air the Family Guy episode.

Cartman (singing): Family Guy is going of the air! No more Family Guy for me...
Kyle: Cartmaaaan! You f**king fat ass!
Cartman: How the hell did you get out?
Kyle: That kid and I had a long talk. I told him he was on a slippery slope to becoming a monster, like you!
Cartman: Ah, God damn it! You gave him one of your gay little speeches, didn't you?


Kyle and Cartman starts fighting before Bart breaks in by smashing his skateboard into Cartman's head. Kyle manage to get to the president's office and talk him into airing the episode. The episode airs and the terrorists takes a not-to-grusome revenge.